Exactly what it says on the tin...
...on offer for you tonight is an ordinary game of Deal or No Deal, played in ordinary fashion, with the option of Box 23 at the end but no Offer Button because that would be rather convoluted and complicated and slightly irrelevant, a bit like Ben...
er, ahem, yeah, if you're up for a game, do let me know in this thread. You might win a quarter of a million pounds if you're lucky, you might win half a million pounds if you're completely mad, and you'll definitely win absolutely nothing because this isn't actually a real-life game of Deal or No Deal, but you knew that anyway.
Yeah, who's up for a flutter?