Since I love combining Deal or No Deal with other game-shows, I thought I'd do it again. You have 17 boxes to start out with.

Board:

1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10
£25
£50
£100
£250
£500
£750
£1,000
£2,000
£3,000
£5,000

Box 17:
DOUBLE
ADD HALF
+£500
HALF
NOTHING

Seems a bit cheap, doesn't it? It's far from it though, as that board simply determines your monthly payment. Whatever you win from the first part of the game will be taken to the time board.

Board:

NOTHING
1 Month
2 Months
3 Months
4 Months
6 Months
8 Months
10 Months
1 Year
2 Years
3 Years
5 Years
10 Years
15 Years
25 Years
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (50 Years)

Both games will be played as a 16 box Deal or No Deal game with a 5-3-3-3 round structure, with box 17 tagged at the end of the first game only. In both games, you can earn the offer button by guessing the opening offer within 10%. If you play the perfect game throughout, you could leave with as much as £6,000,000.

So, who wants to play?

I'll have a go, but no funny stuff!

Hey ACB, get your ass in gear!

Stop editing my posts just for fun, guys.

Stop being an asshat, and we'll call it even.

I do not have the power to edit posts, though, so don't pin that on me.