Last DVD - Currently watching Disney's 'Beauty and the beast' (A.k.a. REAL Disney movies. Unlike that overrated pile of crap known as Fr***n, which I liked at first, but I went off it the more I heard THAT song, now I can't stand it )
Last book - Street Directory
Last Song - Marc Anthony "I need to know"
Last TV show - The Chase: Australia (Our version sucks compared to the UK version )
Last Cinema movie - Ice Age 3 back in 2009......Yawwn
Last time you cried - Whenever I have an autism outburst
Last time you washed - This morning
Last time you felt sick - Had a stomach bug in July but been well since
Last time you laughed - Chatting with family earlier this week
Last injury - Probably a bruised ego
Last time you watched my little p(h)ony - Seruously, is the thing even popular anymore???
Last time you got drunk - Had 2 vodkas earlier

Two shots of vodka? Drunk? Try 40...

Last DVD...well, film - not sure. Terry Pratchett: Choosing to Die (documentary, 2012).

Book - long time ago. Paper Towns by John Green (think that's his name). Got to page 181 of 300-and-something, stopped at exactly this time one year ago. Lost the book in the summer, and the love it came with in October.

Song - currently Lifeboat by Penguin Cafe Orchestra; lately 'Wheels' by Billy Vaughn, and 'Graver dans la roche' instrumental, by 'Sniper'.

TV Show - Stuart Bingham v Ryan Day, German Masters snooker, last-16. Online.

Cinema film - can't remember.

Cried - last night, imagining a meeting with an eight-year-old version of myself, after I'd overcome anxiety and fear to accomplish something I didn't think I could. 'Oh, really? That's pretty good, you know. You should be proud. I know I am.'

Washed - this afternoon, when I woke up.

Sick - Way back when, September 2015. The moment my recovery from my first sentence of this post began.

Laughed - earlier. I do that a lot.

Injury - physically-speaking, still the twisted/fractured ankle from 3 February 2014.

Phony - what? No.

Drunk - 31 December 2015 (mildly). Prior to that, 10 September 2015.

Last DVD - ...uh. I honestly don't remember at all.
Last book - The Empty Box and the 0th Maria, a series I finished three days ago.
Last Song - Academic, by New Order
Last TV show - Counting anime? <_< >_> Assuming not, probably... Daria. Yeah, that's a series I still rewatch from time to time.
Last Cinema movie - Attempting to recall... nope. Sorry, movies in general have just not been a thing for me... certainly years ago, at least.
Last time you cried - ...it feels weird to say this as something other than 2012 Actually late last year, over a hopeless argument with a close friend.
Last time you washed - What? I literally just showered, so...
Last time you felt sick - Would have been a couple years ago, over a bad reaction to antibiotics.
Last time you laughed - Last night, but only because I haven't been awake for very long today.
Last injury - Depending on how strictly you define it, anywhere from "never" to "I don't remember at all" ^_^
Last time you got drunk - Never have, never will. Call me "naive", though I'd prefer "resolute"

Last DVD - Fast & Furious 7 (RIP Paul Walker)
Last Song - Currently listening to 'Groove Is In The Heart' by Deee-Lite. What a tune!
Last TV show - Don't watch TV much now
Last Cinema movie - Hey guess what. NOTHING since Ice Age 3 in 2009!
Last time you cried - Been going through it a bit lately as my grandpa passed away on the 19th of last month and his funeral was last Thursday
Last time you washed - Showered yesterday
Last time you felt sick - When i found out grandpa had passed away
Last time you laughed - I laugh at nothing
Last injury - ......
Last time you got drunk - You've just gotta get one vodka into me and i'm gone!

Last DVD - Shark Tale (2004)
Last Song - Currently listening to Estonia's 2014 Eurovision song, 'Amazing' by Tanja.
Last TV show - Taskmaster last night.
Last Cinema movie - Finding Dory on Monday! Great film, definitely worth the 13 year wait!
Last time you cried - Quite possibly when I was at the Globen for the Eurovision Grand Final, at Israel's song
Last time you washed - Showered a couple of hours ago
Last time you felt sick - A few months ago
Last time you laughed - Last night at some drunk guy chatting absolute crap to me and my friend
Last injury - Can't really remember...
Last time you got drunk - Saturday night at my friend's engagement party.

Last DVD - Can't remember, honestly. Might have been several years since I last watched anything on DVD.
Last Song - Currently listening to Gimme a Sign, by Nigel Hall.
Last TV show - A Toronto Blue Jays game last night. Does that count?
Last Cinema movie - I believe it was Deadpool a few months ago.
Last time you cried - In 2014, when my grandmother on my dad's side passed away.
Last time you washed - I took a shower last night, before bed.
Last time you felt sick - Sometime last month. I had a cold.
Last time you laughed - Watching something funny on YouTube yesterday.
Last injury - Thankfully, I've never suffered any major injuries before.
Last time you got drunk - I believe it was in September or October of 2014. Interestingly enough, it was the first and last time I'd ever been drunk.

Last DVD - Probably a Still Game boxset DVD
Last Book - Probably "The Calling" by Cate Tiernan
Last song - Ireland's Eurovision 2013 entry, "Only Love Survives"
Last TV Show - Paranormal Witness
Last Cinema Movie - Still Skyfall
Last Time You Cried - March last year I think.
Last Time You Washed - About an hour ago.
Last Time You Felt Sick - April this year, after an ear operation
Last Time You Laughed - Tonight probably
Last Injury - Still the one from December 2009 when I slipped on Ice
Last time I watched My Little P(h)ony - Never.
Last Time You Got Drunk - Never.

Last DVD - Fast 5
Last Book - Street Directory
Last song - Steve Mac & Steve Smith - Loving you more (That Big Track), Great club tune from 2005!
Last TV Show - The car shows on Discovery Turbo Max
Last Cinema Movie - ......
Last Time You Cried - .....
Last Time You Washed - Last night
Last Time You Felt Sick - Earlier this month, had a bad cold for nearly 2 weeks. Hated every moment of it
Last Time You Laughed - Hehe...
Last Injury - .....
Last Time You Got Drunk - I haven't bought or drunk any alcohol for a while now
Last Time You Thought Of Lola Bunny from Space Jam saying "Don't ever call me *blows ears back* doll!" - I'M JUST JOKING GUYS! I just thought i'd leave it here to mark 2 decades since the release of 'Space Jam'!

Last DVD - Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers (Great for nostalgia!)

Last Book - Street Directory

Last song - Martika "Love....Thy will be done"

Last TV Show - Family Feud

Last Cinema Movie - I've seen two cinema movies in the last two weeks - Wonder Woman and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - and it was the first time i've been to the movies since 2009 Wonder Woman was very good but GotG2 was fantastic!

Last Time You Cried - .....

Last Time You Washed - Last night

Last Time You Felt Sick - Currently got pharyngitis in my throat. I've had it since about last Saturday and it hurts like hell when i swallow

Last Time You Laughed - Last night when i watched a funny video

Last Injury - Does being ill with pharyngitis count?

Last Time You Got Drunk - I haven't had any alcohol for months now!

Last DVD - Deadpool 2
Last Book - Street Directories

Last song - Bryan Adams "The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You"

Last TV Show - Don't watch TV anymore, only what i have on DVD and Blu-Ray

Last Cinema Movie - Venom (Saw it yesterday. Reviewers aren't liking it but it's a guilty pleasure for me )

Last Time You Cried - .....

Last Time You Washed - Last night

Last Time You Felt Sick - FINALLY getting over my winter cough!

Last Time You Laughed -

Last Injury - ........

Last Time You Got Drunk - Probably nothing since Christmas

DVD - do we still have these?

Book - Currently on the 'to do' list is 'Encyclopedia of Impromptu Magic' by Martin Gardner. Not got round to it yet, though!

Last song - Amy MacDonald, 'This Is The Life'. Still so, so good

TV show - I've not watched TV for nearly 3 years, file it under 'Won't Pay Licence Fee So Doesn't Do TV'. Don't miss it either!

Cinema movie - can't remember, probably the last Pirates of the Caribbean film earlier this year. Oh, no, wait, my sibling works at a local cinema, and I watched Dunkirk there with other luminaries from our family in June. We have a personal connection to the events of Dunkirk, so it was pretty emotional. My great-grandad's brother was there and was discharged shortly afterwards, mentally-ill, never to recover properly. I found a new respect for him in that film.

Cried - not sure. The latest is probably after watching Dunkirk actually. I found it very hard indeed to keep my composure, and definitely had more than a few tears once I was home in my flat.

Washed - a few hours ago, I'm relatively pleased to report.

Felt sick - today. I've been contaminated with a cold. If I ever find the blighter who passed it on...

Laughed - meh, I do it every day, what's life without laughter?

Injury - me foot's playing up lately. I could do with one of them robotic ones.

Drunk - many, many, many moons ago. But to be specific, 22 June 2017. Look up a drink called 'Baby Guinness'. Oh, dear lord...try one of those and you'll realise why I'm properly sober these days!

Crikey, been a while, anyway, let's get this forum back on the go!

Last DVD - last what?

Last book - oh, that'll be The Body Keeps The Score, by Dr Bessel van der Kolk, all about his career treating people with PTSD and other trauma complications, essentially a self-help book I suppose. I'd recommend it, though! What can I say, life is kinder to some people at some times than it is to other people at other times...I'm around now and better than ever, and that's what counts.

Last song - I'm currently listening to a medley of three Ennio Morricone songs, including - playing now - the main theme from 'Once Upon a Time in the West', which is one of my favourite pieces of music in the world, a hazy, balmy summer evening stroll down memory lane with your favourite person, a journey to a time that time left behind but your heart never will. For me? It reminds me not of a wistful past, but the wonderful present.

Last TV show - well, this is surprisingly poignant! Deal or No Deal, the other day. Oh no bugger wait a minute, it was Strictly last night! Well, so much for that...

Last cinema movie - The Creator, in Brighton, a few months ago. Lovely film but might come a bit too close for comfort if this AI and ChatGPT are anything to go by!

Last time I cried - Earlier today I think, at some point. No idea why.

Last time I washed - well, today, thankfully.

Last time I felt sick - a while ago.

Last time I laughed - today, of course!

Last injury - I've never had a serious inj-------NO DON'T YOU DARE JINX IT YOU IDIOT!

Last time I was drunk - 10 September 2019.