Our player and the Banker have both defeated the power of dark skies. But who will win this epic 5am battle? It's AARON ready to play!

Regardless of the time of the game, it starts with this setup...

1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10
£50
£100
£250
£500
£750
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£150,000
£250,000

... then we bring the Dulux Purpliser into play to change that! Five sets of numbers as always... good luck!

Off we go wiiiith...

11, 9, 3
5, 11, 1
2, 7, 2
3, 4, 5
6, 3, 11!

And here are those changes...

Have yourself a £150,000 move right away! It's handing off to the £100... OH SNAP 50%! We have £75,000 and £75,100 for a near-triplicate right now!

Meanwhile £100,000 is moving too, and if this is 25%, my word... £5 the recipient offffff... 40%! That's another huge "blue" there, £40,005 to go with the £60,000, what a dramatic start this is!

Next up... oh, £1,000. Handing off, hilariously, to £750... and it's 25% meaning they LITERALLY JUST SWAP COLOURS.

After the comedy, the drama; £250,000 moving!! You've landed on the top three, my word! Impacted here is the £500... but by how much?

10%, giving you a £225,000 jackpot and a £25,500 backup! What a game this could be...

...and now, unbelievably, £75,000! This is ridiculous... £250 moving... 30%! £52,500 on the reds and £22,750 on the blues!

This board is even more ridiculous than the hour it's being played on.

1p
10p
50p
£1
£40,005
£10
£50
£75,100
£22,750
£25,500
£1,000
£750
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£52,500
£60,000
£75,000
£225,000

What can you say? Other than that you have Box 22 and the others are available for you to pick five from! BRING IT ON!

At least those reds are in ascending order still! How bloody bizarre...

Let's start with 1, 4, 13, 15 and 20 please!

This most bizarre of games begins!

Box 1... £75,100! Gah, at least it makes the board a bit easier to read I guess?

Box 4... £750! That's better!

Box 13... £5,000, nice to see the low reds at the moment...

Box 15... £3,000, and there goes another one!

Box 20... 50p! If it weren't for the Purpliser that'd have been a sensational opening round, but there's still three huge blues remaining to go with all those chunky reds!

1p
10p
£1
£40,005
£10
£50
£22,750
£25,500
£1,000
£10,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£52,500
£60,000
£75,000
£225,000

The Banker says he thinks this is going to be one heck of a ride, and he's very nervous that you have a 10/17 chance that your box has at least £20k in it! What do you think the offer will be?

Is that the clue there, staring me in the face? I think it might be...

PLAYER'S PREDICTION

£10,017

It's an interesting guess...

BANKER'S OFFER

£11,000

...but he went more conventionally in the end, although that's only a 9% miss so you can't complain there!

BOX 23 OPTIONS
11%
61%
111%
161%
211%
311%

Some gloriously non-round possibilities for Box 23 emerging there! At £11,000, Deal or No Deal?

Nice prediction there, certainly the most important one anyway! That board is so stable so NO DEAL!

6, 7, 8, my boot-scootin' baby is driiiiiiiving me crazy...

It's time to begin, now count it in...

Box 5... oh.

Box 6... £1! You're definitely taking steps towards making this game a tragedy for the Banker!

Box 7... £22,750... that's a deeper shade of blue there, but it's not exactly one for sorrow...

Box 8... 1p! Oh my goodness, we may need to check the Banker still has a heartbeat!

10p
£40,005
£10
£50
£25,500
£1,000
£10,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£52,500
£60,000
£75,000
£225,000

The Banker says if you think this game is only going one way, you'll be sorry at the end of it... predict his offer!

Is £15,678 too low here? I think it might be... so let's try 5% above that

PLAYER'S PREDICTION

£16,460

BANKER'S OFFER

£18,000

It's 5-6-7-8-teen! Once again you're 9% short, once again that's more than good enough to improve your money menu...

BOX 23 OPTIONS
11%
61%
111%
161%
211%
311%
+£11,000

That set-up is one-derful, and it's available to use on this offer if you wish... Deal or No Deal?

Step by step, we'll get there! Another NO DEAL on this brilliant board.

Take your time, don't fall down...

Let's take 3, 10 and 17 out next please!

We'll open these boxes one by one...

Box 3... £50! Only two true blues left!! Not even Melfest has this much strength in depth...

Box 10... £75,000! OK, that's a bump...

Box 17... 10p! Oh my goodness, this game is ridiculous, though there might not be much of a state of drama if you lose the top prize because you're so likely to get an excellent constellationconsolation prize!

But we haven't seen it all. Three rounds left to play, and one prediction to make to see what gets replaced by ADD CAR!

£40,005
£10
£25,500
£1,000
£10,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£52,500
£60,000
£225,000

I think the generosity will have gone up, despite the loss of the £75k so I'll come in at...

PLAYER'S PREDICTION

£22,500

BANKER'S OFFER

£25,000

Hilariously, you are AGAIN 9% short! That's definitely a nice place to be here though, as you've replaced the 61%!

BOX 23 OPTIONS
11%
111%
161%
211%
311%
+£11,000
ADD CAR

Tantalising indeed. It'll be very interesting to see what the fixed offers are, but maybe you're happy to just take £25,000 to that tasty 23 and let all those offers be hypothetical? Up to you... Deal or No Deal?

The consistency is brilliant! My third lowest amount is £10k, and then it's £20k and then it's £25,500 so this has to be another NO DEAL!

12, 14 and 21 next please!

Let's see how many bigger numbers you have at the 8-box point!

Box 12... £10!! Oh my word you have a £1k/£10k minimum final two already!!

Box 14... £1,000!! TEN. GRAND. GUARANTEED!!

Box 21... £40,005, which makes it a bit of a mocking all-blue really, but WHAT A BOARD!

£25,500
£10,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£52,500
£60,000
£225,000

This is not going to be easy for the Banker to play. Here's his 8-box offers...

BANKER'S OFFER

£57,000 FIXED

OR

BANKER'S OFFER

£41,500 + 23

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?! Honest to god with a prospective £129k that £41,500 is so tempting... But I really want to keep going with this, it feels too good to stop now! NO DEAL!

5, 9 and 18 up next please...