Boxes left: 3, 9, 14, 20

This board is worth roughly half the average, so I'd like to request the Banker to raise the offer to £9,000.

Banker calls:

You can have half the average BECAUSE I'M SO BLOODY NICE!

Great, so with an offer of £8,025.15, I shall DEAL.

3, 14, and 20, please.

AND THE GENTLEMAN HAS DEALT FOR £125! - HALF OF THE AVERAGE... THE MEDIAN!

Next three boxes please! You must play on with honesty, remember...

Nice try Banker, but my Deal was clearly conditional on the offer being £8,025.15, so either honor that or I'm going on in live play.

Just kidding... next three boxes please! Our guest presenter is Lucas Cruikshank - WON'T THAT BE JUST GREAT?

Oh, yeah. You already posted them.

Hey it's LUCAS HERE! OH SO DOWNRIGHT GANGSTA!

BankerSpanker: Oh just shut up OK? God who screens these stupid presenters! GAH I HATE THIS HATING HATE OF A HATING SHOW!

Lucas: You're being mean! Aww you're a mean man...

Box 3 is opened... by Jay-Z, because I'm listening to him right now GIRLS GIRLS

Jay-Z: So I just lift the red bit on the box, right

BankerSPanker: JUST OPEN IT YOU IDIOT!!!

3 contains: £75,000!!!! AMAZING! FIRST BOX!

This classifies as an OPW! (Occidental Player Win)

Box 14 is opened by Jared Milton (who)

Jared: Well done Ben!

Box 14 contained £250!

Last box is 20... Will Ferrell opens it

Box 20 contains... 50p

The banker calls

Banker: I'm so happy for you :')

The Banker offers... The Banker's Gamble

Lucas: Oh my god that's really STUPID! I MEAN WHO WILL DEAL THAT!

Banker: Just kidding... I would have offered £1,285.61

Some stats

Mean: £2,500.50
Median: £2,500.50
Boxes Left: 3
Insignifcant Balance: 0.142857142857142857142857142857142857142857142857142857142857142857142857

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Would you have swapped?

And just for the sake of I wanna go bed... Box 23... DEAL OR NO DEAL?

Yes, I've beaten the Banker. I dealt a generous offer for the board and despite it not being a spanking, I sold my box for a good profit.

Also, I would've swapped at this point and because I want to spank the Banker I shall DEAL Box 23.

Well done ACB, and well played... so what next?

OK!

In box 9 which you would have swapped for contained...




































£5,000! Oh well

Now... pick a number from 1 to 5!

Box 19 had £1

Jon Jay is not very pleased at getting picked last... he starts sobbing

NOBODY LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your options are

£18,025.15
£16,050.30
£8,025.15
£4,012.58
Nicki Minaj's New Album "Female Weezy"

Since 4 had NOTHING last time, I shall pick it as it's VERY unlikely it will contain nothing two games in a row.

You picked 4...



It contains...



































































ADD +10,000!

Two LUCKY DUCKIES IN ONE NIGHT!

BEN WINS £18,025.15!

CONGRATS

I can't do any more today... I will soon enough...

fun facts about this game

1. all offers were the fair deal plus a penny so that means i'm an amazing banker

2. the boxes and the amounts they contained is a bit mysterious.....

3. i should've been revising during this game

YES, YES, YES,..........................

I SPANKED the Banker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES, YES, YES,..........................

I now have have a nice comfort cushion in my search for a good job and I shall spend it frugally.

good stuff!

real happy for you, GREAT GAME! spend it wisely