I'm stuck..

Oh my word, if I won a blue, or nothing, after declining £47,000 I'd be utterly devastated.

However

Boxes 10, 3 and 13

Noel: OK let's just do this round because I want to get home

Meera, please open box 10

Meera, good luck, I hope it's a red!

Noel: What?

Box 10 contains... £20,000!

Next box is Zayn Malik

Zayn: On behalf of me and the other members of One Direction, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new luck

Box 3 contains 50p

Noel: OK let's open box 13

Nina: I hope it's a blue... good luck

Box 13 contains £4.99!

Noel: When will this game END

The banker calls

Now is this a joke?

The Banker calls

He is audibly crying

Banker: I'm crying tears of joy! I love paying people money and you are going to win big!

Offer: £74,999.99

Stats
Fair Deal: Don't deal here you dope
Benchmark: Jenny <3's Ian
Noel's shirt of the day: flamboyant parrots

Boxes remaining: 12, 19, 21
Just then, A WILD BOX 22 APPEARS!
Your box: 6

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Mark: 1 in 26,334 chance of power 5 at 5-box!

Skyline: Who knows... this has certainly been a bizarre game...

Yeah.. umm..

NO DEAL.

22, 12 and 19!¬

Noel: OK, let's open box 22

22 - £35,000

Charlie: Oh my God I wish I had this board!

Ellen, please open box 12!

Ellen: I hope it's a red
Noel: It's funny because there's only reds left!
12 - £50,000

Oh my god... best top 3 possible


Eamonn... please open box 19 to produce the dream finish!

Eamonn: best of luck!

Box 19 contains £250,000!

Noel: Now that's a big bummer.

The Banker calls

He is in tears once again

Banker: I really wanted you to win the £250,000! Here is your offer, please think carefully!

Offer: £87,300

Stats
Fair Deal: £99,999.99
Benchmark: Math error
Contents of box 6 yesterday: £100,000

Boxes remaining: 21
Your box: 6

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Urgh I HATE MY LIFE. WHY DID EAMONN HAVE THE TWO-FIFTY!

totes jokes

No Deal

And no swap (If it was offered)

Box 6 contains...







£75,000! because it says in the code of conduct of the adjudicator that an amount must not be in the same box two games in a row!

Noel: So box 23 sits right there, would you like to have a little try at it

Possible winnings
£150,000
£85,000
£75,000
£37,500
Consolation prize of a cute kitten postcard

so Box 23... DEAL OR NO DAL?

Absolutely Deal.

OK!

Noel: you must pick a number from 1 to 5... and random.org will decide your fate, just like it did for your game

five

Box 23 contains...



DOUBLEEE

AND THE GENTLEMAN WINS £150,000!!!

The Banker Jeremy Paxman comes down and hugs our contestant today

What a game

Noel: I'm going home to bed

Proof
http://i44.tinypic.com/sxkq6h.png

http://i42.tinypic.com/2wf7rrm.png

Good game... anyone else want a go?

Brilliant JOKE game, Skyline.

I'll have a go, though. I will enjoy beating Mark de Sussa's record for unluckiest game ever.