Someone Plays DoND Box 23

Who wants to win £250,000, and potentially £500,000?

Me me me¬!

Noel: OK, you can play, what the hell, I'm getting laid off anyway, I won't bore you with independent adjudicator stuff, so let's go, first five boxes please

Noel, I'm short sighted. What box dis I choose at random?

Noel: It's right in front of you... oh sorry, 6

Boxes 5, 17, 14, 2 and 8!

Noel: Without further ado, we shall begin the game
Laura, please open box 5 for us thank you

Laura: Yeah, whatever

Box 5 contains £15,000

Noel: Decent start, decent start. Now, let's open box 17, of which Matthew is in charge of

Matthew: I'd like to mention a few facts about me: I'm passionate about astronomy,
Noel: Nobody cares

Box 17 contains £750

Noel: We now open box 12

George: good luck

Box 14 contains £15,000

...

Technical glitch, be with you shortly

Noel: OK the amounts have been shuffled and put into different boxes, there should be no more accidents

George, please open box 12 again

George: good luck once again

Box 14 contains 10p! :-D

Noel: Now, box 2 please

Nicki: This game is boring, I don't know why I have to stand here just opening boxes, I JUST CAME HERE FOR SOME MONEY

Box 2 contains £3,000

Noel: *goes on for a bit of banter about shirts* now my banter is finished, let's open box 8

Dan - I hope you win £250,000... then you go for box 23 and it has nothing. :twisted:

Box 8 contains £50

Some Stats before the offer:

Average: The seventeen remaining amounts divided by 17
Fair Deal: Whatever you want it to be
Benchmark: £2,222.2222222222222222
ACB's random useless stat to guide you to a statistically approved win: Apple

Offer: £12,000

Boxes remaining: 1, 3, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 18, 19, 20, 21
Your box: 6

1p	£1,000
---	---
50p	£5,000
99p	£10,000
£4.99	---
£9.99	£20,000
---	£35,000
£100	£50,000
£250	£75,000
£500	£100,000
---	£250,000

Ok, well..

No Deal.

Boxes 15, 20 and 7!

Noel: Let's open box 15 with Annie

Annie: Whatever

15 - £1,000

Annie laughs a bit

Now, box 20, with Jacques

Jacques: Best of luck! :-D

20 - 1p!

Noel says: Yeah your board's pretty strong at the moment, you lucky sod :-D

Let's open box 7

The person on position W5 has gone out for some fresh air, so I'll open it

Box 7 contains £250

The Banker Calls

The Banker laughs manically down the phone

Noel: Why are you laughing

The Banker says: I'm watching the Big Bang Theory episode where Raj goes out with Siri

Offer: £20,000

Boxes remaining: 1, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 16, 18, 19, 21
Your box: 6

---	---
---	---
50p	£5,000
99p	£10,000
£4.99	---
£9.99	£20,000
---	£35,000
£100	£50,000
---	£75,000
£500	£100,000
---	£250,000

Wow. Good offer. Totes respect.

No Deal though.

Boxes 11, 16 and 1

This round is guest presented by that comedienne with a low monotone voice whose name I've forgotten - her dry cool wit will surely increase viewers

Presenter: We now return to our riveting game of Deal or No Deal. It is qutie exciting to see someone winning money just by opening boxes and taking phone calls

Our contestant picks box 11, how bloody exciting :-D

Joel: Good luck, hope it's the penny

Presenter: The 1p has already been selected, someone obviously hasn't been paying much attention, though who could blame him

Box 11: £9.99

Presenter: I've bought some shoes for that price in Primark, fell apart when I ran for the bus, bloody shame that was

We now open box 16

BankerSpanker: I'm SICK and TIRED of THIS BANTER! I just want people to OPEN THE STUPID BOX AND WIN SOMETHING but PEOPLE JUST FAFF ON! I HOPE THIS PRESENTER NEVER RETURNS, SHE'S WORSE THAN NOEL

Presenter/Comedienne with monotone voice: Someone fell off the top deck of his bunkbed early this morning

BankerSpanker: OH SHUT UP WITH YOUR STUPID BANTER! GOOD GRIEF WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO TAKE SO BLOODY LONG TO PICK A BOX

oh...

Yeah.

BankerSpanker opens the box after 26 minutes of ranting

Box 16 contains £10,000!

Presenter: I've got a bit of a headache at the moment, I think I better lie down in a dark room

Noel: I'm BACK

Everybody groans

Noel: Whatever, just open box 1

Richard who won £22,500: You're bound to get an offer of at least £22,500! I say TAKE IT. Screw what anyone says. All those nerds on DoND.co.uk/forum moaned, but I had £22,500 so nuts to them! I subsequently spent it all on cigarettes and fried chicken

Box 1 contains £500

We now take a break

The Banker calls

Banker: You're being really mean :cry:

Offer: £31,000

Richard who won £22,500: OMG... TAKE IT YOU DOPE

Stats
Fair Deal: £31,000.01
Benchmark: Mr. Taylor and Family

Boxes remaining: 3, 4, 9, 10, 12, 13, 18, 19, 21
Your box: 6

---	---
---	---
50p	£5,000
99p	---
£4.99	---
---	£20,000
---	£35,000
£100	£50,000
---	£75,000
---	£100,000
---	£250,000

Wow. A LOT of money, great offer.

Many people would deal at this point, but it's too strong of a board not to go on.

NO DEAL!

Boxes 9, 18 and 4 please!

Noel: I don't trust tony with Box 9 so I shall open it

TOny: No fair

Box 9 contains £100!

Mark: This is so exciting! I hope today's player is courageous

Let's open box 18

Denholm: Did you see the latest episode of My Little Pony?
Noel: Not right now, Denholm, after the show's ended we'll talk

Denholm: You're no fun

Box 18 contains 3 black stickers

Noel: Uh... not again

Noel for some reason takes the panel out of the box

Box 18 contained: £5,000 :smt023

Next to open the box is hogwild

Hogwild: Best of luck :smt023

Noel: That's quite enough thumbs upses

Box 4 contains: 99p :twisted:

The banker calls

The Banker calls

Banker: I'm so happy for you! I hope you win the £250,000 :-D

Offer: £47,000

Stats
Fair Deal: exp(10.65227969)
Benchmark: pi
Useless stat of the day: There 113 is 18km long

Boxes remaining: 3, 10, 12, 13, 19, 21
Your box: 6

---	---
---	---
50p	---
---	---
£4.99	---
---	£20,000
---	£35,000
---	£50,000
---	£75,000
---	£100,000
---	£250,000

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