Saperogo Plays Deal or No Deal with ACB as Host

**Joined:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm **Warnings:** 0

The Banker rings back and changes the offer, saying he did make a mistake.

Banker's offer:

£16,000 :shock:

£24,000.

**Joined:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm **Warnings:** 0

The Banker calls back and changes the offer again.

Banker's offer:

£16,024

He also says if you bicker about it anymore he'll change it to £24 and he will not make you a final offer. :shock:

The banker is making a huge mistake. Both he and I know I brought £50,000 to the table and that I'm crazy enough to go for it.

Well, whatever. It's my game, not the banker's. I will say

NO DEAL

And I will reveal £3,000, £10,000, and £100,000 in boxes 7, 9, and 13, because I like to live dangerously. :smt051

**Joined:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm **Warnings:** 0

Wow, hopefully you didn't cost yourself £20,000 with those aggressive negotiations.

7- £10,000

The Banker calls back and says you made a HUGE mistake going on, and he'll give you a chance to correct it.

Banker's offer:

£24,000

He also wants to remind you that you may not get another offer, especially with the mood he's in.

Nah, I'm perfectly fine with £50,000.

NO DEAL

I changed my mind on the boxes. I want 1 and 13. I want that £50,000 guarantee.

**Joined:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm **Warnings:** 0

Wow, this is a rather unusual game.

1- £3,000

If this next box is £10 you are guaranteed life-changing money.

The Banker calls back and says he was going to make an offer, but he changed his mind at the last moment and is willing to risk the chance of you finding the blue over the chance to see you grovel if it stays. :twisted:

13- £50,000 :shock:

Well, your prediction of having £50,000 is wrong, but you could possibly have our second biggest prize.

American Coupon Boy wrote:

Well, you're prediction of having £50,000 is wrong, but you could possibly have our second biggest prize.

**Joined:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm **Warnings:** 0

Banker time...................

The Banker says you now must apologize to him. If he does not accept it he will offer you NOTHING and will NOT give you a SWAP. :shock:

If he does accept it, he'll offer you £26,000, but if he finds it exceptional he'll offer you £40,000. :shock:

NO DEAL

**Joined:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm **Warnings:** 0

The Banker calls back and says this will be the most deserved crash in Deal or No Deal history as he's convinced you have the blue. However, he wants to give you one difficult decision, so:

Banker's offer:

SWAP

Well, Mary swapped and won £75,000. On the other hand, I'm Mark, not Mary.

NO SWAP

**Joined:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm **Warnings:** 0

Your box 8 contains

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£100,000

All the contestants give you a pitch invasion. You're now the biggest winner in the new series of the show. Your bravery and nerve has won you a life-changing £100,000.

9- £100

The Banker calls back and says he not giving you six figures that easily:

Banker's offer:

Banker's Ultimate Gamble :shock:

He has 2 small boxes for you, #s 1 and 2. If you hand back the £100,000 and pick the box with WIN in it, you will win the £250,000, but if you pick the wrong one you'll go home with £7,000. Also per terms of your contract, you must say which box you will pick, otherwise The Banker will not honor the £100,000.

The Banker also says you'll be the biggest Chicken in the history of the show if you don't go for it.

Oof. What a twist! But I would gladly deal a £100,000 offer in a £250k/£7k climax, so there's no way I'm going for it; even if I'm the "biggest Chicken in the history of the show", the banker missed his chance to get me out for £24,000 when I asked him to.

So, I say:

NO DEAL (which should mean I'm not taking the gamble)

But, you say I have to honor an imaginary contract that definitely doesn't have my signature on it, so I will. I would've picked box 2.

**Joined:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm **Warnings:** 0

Wow, this is the most tense game in the history of the show. Anyway, did you squander the opportunity to be our First Male Quarter-Millionaire?

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£250,000 :shock:

1- LOSE (£7,000)

The Banker calls back and laughs uncontrollably. He then says:

OH DEAR............OH DEAR............OH DEAR............

SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT LOT LOT MORE BRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

OH DEAR............OH DEAR............OH DEAR............

He hopes you enjoy your spot in the Hall of Fame as the biggest chicken ever, and ends the show there. :twisted:

Yes, I'm going to be sitting here incredibly disappointed at the fact that I could've had a £250,000. Heck, I could've been the first male £250,000 winner. But noooo, I'm such a huge chicken, not gambling a life-changing amount of money... how will I ever live with myself? This £100,000 I have isn't enough to make me happy now... :smt009

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The fact of the matter is I won a six-figure sum by being an insufferable jerk. That's about £100,000 more than I normally get for doing that. I'm quite happy with that!

Oh, I almost forgot: Thank you to ACB for hosting and finally getting me a power 5 win, after my three absolutely dreadful games! :smt023

**Joined:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm **Warnings:** 0

Saperogo wrote:

Oh, I almost forgot: Thank you to ACB for hosting and finally getting me a power 5 win, after my three absolutely dreadful games! :smt023

You're welcome, and The Banker says Thank You for being the BIGGEST CHICKEN EVER and squandering £150,000. :twisted:

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