"Classic" DoND for my first game in about 5 years.

I shall be using Dilan04, but only for the boxes and amounts (I forgot the name of the random generator website...).

I might even upload my own board, if you're lucky

Any takers?

Go on then =D

Ah! Sorry for the delay.

Righto then Joel...your box, and first five please sir?

It will probably be better to start this tomorrow, because I'll be able to play a full game then without hours between I'll be on about 5pm

I agree haha, otherwise we'd be in the situation you and Skyline are in...a few hours to make a decision on a tricky board was enough, but a day? Come on, I’d have declined £5,000 instantly, it was paltry

Yeah, alright. I’ll be here about the same time then

I'm ready if you are...
I'll let you choose my box at random, and my first 5 will be:

6, 18, 20, 11 and 1, please!

Oh Come on, I'm a busy man at the lab

Ah, I am ready indeed

Righto then, you can have box...21.

On we go with Round 1 then, best of luck...

Box 6 - £100 Nice start there, early days yet though...

Box 18 – 50p Even better!

Box 20 - £10,000 First red of the game, but I don’t think we can be too unhappy with that

Box 11 - £35,000 Well, there’s one of the Power 5 gone...good news is you still have 4 remaining...to state the obvious . Righty ho, can we have a nice blue in box 1?

Box 1 - £5,000 No, but that’s not bad at all

The phone rings...

Board:

1p
10p

£1
£5
£10
£50
£100

£500
£750

£1,000
£3,000


£15,000
£20,000

£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000


The Banker (Yours Truly ) is going to be rather generous here Joel...he’s offering you, for your box 21 –

Banker's offer:

£8,000

Don’t mean to rush you, but...Deal – or No Deal?

Great offer considering I took out a power 5. But it's only the first round so.... NO DEAL!

I'll have boxes 7, 4 and 13 next pleeeeease!
Btw, you either got the board wrong or I took out £250 instead of £100

Oh, bugger Will be duly adjusted for 14-box...

Alrighty then, here we go with Round 2. Good luck...

Box 7 – 10p Perfect start!

Box 4 - £250 And there goes the £250 This is looking positive, all-blue?

Box 13 - £1 YES! Brilliant round, absolutely brilliant...the Banker will not be pleased at all however...speaking of the Banker, here he is -

Board:

1p



£5
£10
£50


£500
£750

£1,000
£3,000


£15,000
£20,000

£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

Banksy is not happy at all with that, he can’t believe his luck. Well, your luck, or whatever, I’m confused now

He’s very quick down the phone. As I should be, talking to myself....he offers you, Joel...a very respectable

Banker's offer:

£16,500

What say you?

Amazing offer! But there's still plenty more money left on the board, plus I have a good feeling about this game so yet again... NO DEAL!

2, 15 and 10 next please.

It was amazing...

Round 3 then, looking for another all-blue maybe?

Box 2 - £500 This is a fantastic run you’re on here!

Box 15 - £50 Goodness gracious me! Not another one surely?

Box 10 - £10 YES! YES! TWO ALL-BLUE ROUNDS IN A ROW! HOW’S ABOUT THAT?? And the Banker is calling immediately...he will be shell shocked...

Board:

1p



£5





£750

£1,000
£3,000


£15,000
£20,000

£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

The Banker tells me he could go for “Old Faithful”, the classic £26,000 here...he thinks you’d be tempted easily by such a sum. However...this is a relatively good day for him...and he’s offering you Joel, before this all falls apart – the chance to escape the catastrophic decline of your game, with –

Banker's offer:

£29,500

... I'm in shock!

I know there's only 3 blues left and it's almost certain I'm gonna have to hit one of those reds, but I'm here to make an entertaining show and I won't settle for anything less than £50,000! . So...

NO DEAL!!!!

14, 22 and 8 next.

THAT’S THE SPIRI---I mean, well, er, that may or may not pay off....let’s see.

Round 4 coming up...

Box 14 - £15,000 Good in the circumstances!

Box 22 - £20,000 And we won’t mind that going either...can you hold it together and keep the top 4 intact at 8-box? Here we go...

Box 8 - £750 YES! THIS IS THE STUFF OF DREAMS MR DAVIES! Now, now...I wonder how Banksy is feeling right now...and here he is...

Has there ever even been an 8 box with the top 4 intact on the actual show?!

Board:

1p



£5







£1,000
£3,000





£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

Well well well...the Banker’s voice is nearly silent. Deafened by the cheers resonating around the studio (oi, I’m trying my hardest... )...he has no option other than to offer you a truly life changing, probably life-threatening amount.

Joel, your offer right here, right now for your box 21....IS...




Banker's offer:

£45,000

You'd be a fantastic Noel Edmonds stand-in.

Anyway, with a board like that, I just HAVE to go on, those big ones are calling my name (ahem)...

Let's get that 1p out of the way. NO DEAL.